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Ye he nahi
Ye lain 1 aur
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Aap muskraye
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FRESH ROSE
For You
Yaar,
Thero Thero!
Abhi 1
Good Morning baqi hai
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"GREAT" DAY.
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"Tum ghaib ki khabren batane wale k pas na jaya kro"
(MUSLIM).
"Qabron ko sajda gaah na bnao."
(Muslim)
"Lazaton ko khatam karne waali maot ko kasrat se yaad kiya kro."
(Sahi Bukhari)
"Duniya me aise zindagi guzaro jaise k musafir ho is duniya me."
(Sahi Bukhari)
ALLAH us k chehre ko tar-o-taza rakhta hai jis ne hadees ko suna, yaad kiya or aagay ponchaya.
(Sahi Muslim)
" Theif 2: I'm So Tired, We'll See It In The Newspaper Tomorrow...!
Medical Store wala : Main Aap ko Us waqt tak Zehar nahin de sakta Jab tak Aap k Pass Ijazat Nama na ho...I
Aadmi ne Usey Apna Nikah Nama dikhaya...
Medical Store wala : Pappu...
Vaddi Bottle de Janab nu... ~:
w0 amal ki sari kasaaftein j0u likhi gayi hain fiza0'n mein..
Tere samne haii zara zara Teri Zaat wakif-e-hal haii..
Main buraa sahii mujhe bakhsh de mere dil k0 sakht malal haii..
Meri neend ankh0n se d0or hy mera mazi itna kharab haii..
ye karam haii Rab-e-Jahan Tera,
mere hr gunah pe naqab haii..
Tujhe ikhtiyar haii sub ka sb, mera Tujh se itna sawal haii..
Tu mu'aaf kr Tu Kareem hai, Tu RAB-e-ZUL JALAL hai
(AMEEN)....!
His real name is Rajesh Kumar Chawla S/o Nand Lal Chawla
He is the Member Of Black Water & Zee Worlwide & Cyn Corp & Many other Terrorrist agencies
. Before holding this position he worked in special services groups of C.I.A USA RAW INDIA MOOSAD ISRAIL for 32 Year
He is very Dangrious man for Muslims Comunities Plz save Muslims Save Pakistanies from this WOLF!!
Dedicated to all
Uncomitted people! N als0 t0 the lovers who r missing the real fun..:)
( Prof. Ditta mochi M.Sc Jootiyalogy )
Bhai log ko SALAAM,
Dosto ko HELLO,
Bzurgo ko ADAAB
Girls ko PYAR,
Or khas dosto ko jaise k ap KO
Jado ki jhappi
~GOOD MORNING~
Rukoo with straight legs
No knees/joints prblems.
Straight standing aftr Rukoo,
No Back bone prblms.
Namaz improves Digestve system.
In Short,NAMAZ is a ful body tonic.
To tm apne rab ki kon kon si naimat ko jhutlao gay?
Think About It......
1.Rukn-e-YAMANI
2.Rukn-e-IRAAQI
3.Rukn-e-SHAAMI
4.Rukn-e-ASWAD
IN NAAMO KA SAB KO BATAYEN.
Achanak ek Jugnu aa nikla
Pathan:
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Ya Khudaya
Ye Dingi machar to hm ko torch le kar doondh rha hy.
''NOTHING''
MeNe Pucha
Zindagi Se
Jawani Se
Suraj Se
Phulon Se
Kainat Se
Asman Se
Zameen Se
Laila Se
Majnu Se
Dost Se
Lekin
Koi Tasalli Bakhsh Jawab Na Mila
Phir?
Tareekh Hath Pakar Kr Peechy Le Gai
Boht Peechy
1400 Bars Peechy
Raat Tareekh Thi
Taray Bhi So Chuky Thy
Ek Azeem HASTI
Sajde Me Jhuki
Gheeli Ankho K Saath
Sawali Ban K
Ek He Lafz Dohra Rahi Thi"
"ya ALLAH meri UMMAT ko bukhsh day"
"ya ALLAH meri UMMAT ko bukhsh day"
"ya ALLAH meri UMMAT ko bukhsh day"
Dil-o-Dimagh Ne Jhanjhor Kar Kaha
Aye Nadan Insan! Daikh ye
Ha "MOHABBAT."
Geo pakistani teri soch ko slam.
Boy:
Ye Lay Meri "Bsc" Ki Degree Rakh Lay,
Bhikaari:
Nahi Chahiye...
Tuje Chahiye To Meri "MBA" Ki lay le.:-/
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Sharm karo ,
Mulk Dey Halat Vekho Tey Apne Jazbat Vekho...
Now: Count the girls names in this Allama Iqbal's poem
Jab k doosre pinjray main 1 Tota Tasbih aur doosra Namaz parh raha tha.,
Maalik ne khobsorat Toti ko Naik Toton k Pinjray main dal diya..
Tasbi wala Tota Namaz parhne wale Totay se bola:
"uthu haji saib dua qabul ho gaye hai"
Muhabbat tum say khud say b ziada ki thi.
Ye afsos k ghalat thay hum,
Humnay ek bewafa say wafa ki thi.
Jis nay kia saman humari moat ka,
Hum nay har sans k saath us ki zindgi ki dua ki thi.
Jis nay kantay beechayay humarey rahon main,
Hum nay is k leyay har khushi fana ki thi.
Wo nahi chahta, nahi chahta humain to na chahay,
Hum nay to is say muhabbat bay panah ki thi.
Pathan:To phir?
Waiter:20 ropay to dain
Pathan:Nahin yara, ham tumhara double insult nahin kar sakta
Pathan: Konsa msg?
Sardar: Battery low.
Pathan: Hahaha mujhy Send kro Sabko tang karunga.
Kisi K Pass Rehnay Ka Tareeqa Ho To Aisa Ho.....
Chalo utho manji wehli karo
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shabash
Gud Morning
LEKIN SUB K LIYE MAA KO MAT CHHORNA
Q K
JAB MAA ROTI HAI TO FARISHTON KO BHI RONA AATA HAI
DOUZAKH ne Kaha
MAA Wo Hasti hai jo Gunah Gaar Olad ko b Dozakh se Bacha Leti hai
JANNAT ne Kaha
MAA Wo Hasti hai k jo Mujh ko b Qadmo k Nichy Daba Deti hai
RAB ne Kaha
MAA meri Traf se Insan k liye Qimti or Nayab Tohfa hai
*._I.LOVE.MAA_.*
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"SALAM-E-SUBA"
A HOT madam jiski wajah se kameeny sari classes attend krte hain..B-) :-P
Kuch Rastay Thy Anjaan Bohat,
Kuch Hum Bhi PagaL Thy Lekin
Kuch Wo Bhi Thy Naadan Bohat,
Kuch Us ne Bhi Na Samjhaya,
Ye Pyar Nahi Aasaan Bohat,
Aakhir Hum ne Bhi KhaiL Liya,
Jis KhaiL Mein Thy Nuqsaan Bohat,
Jab bikhar gaye tab ye jaana,
aaty hyn yahan toofan Bohat,
ab koi nahi jo apna ho,
milny ko to hain insaan Bohat,
Ay "kaash"k ab wo aa jaye,
Ye dil hai ab Veeraan Bohut.
Bahir betha Jamadar bola: 40 rupey
Mirasi bola: Moula khush rakhy. Me Tatti kiti ae facebook te chat nai.
Chaand Se Chehrey Ko Aanchal Mein
Chuppa Kar Sona.
"GooD NighT"
Allah di qasmy merian te juaan e nai mukdiyan
<('.')> "Ami!
) ) breek kangi
_/ /_ daeen.:-
Pakistan men Amann Kiun nhi hota?
Pappu:
Sir, Actually humara Flag hi Ulta hai!
Teacher:
Kia Matlab?
Pappu:
Sir, Green Colour Qaom ka Nishan hai or White Colour Amann ka,
Amann men to Hum ne Danda dia huwa hai,
Agar yehi Danda Qaom ko dia hota to, Aaj yahan Amann hota..
G Oye Pappu
RäT K KùcH SäPÑöÑ K Bääd,
SùbHä Ki KùcH Ñäi UMidöÑ K SäTH,
ÅäP Kö Pyärä-Sä,
Salam!
HäMäri DUÅ0N K säTH..
"Jab Tum Sukoon Ki Kami Mehsus Karo
To Apne Rab K Huzoor Tauba Karo,
Q k insan k Gunaah he hen, jo Dil Ko Bechain Rakhte Hen!"
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Mujhe ittifaq se Bazar jana howa mgr jaib main paise nahi the
Raste main mjhe 2 dost mil gay, un main se 1 dost ne mjhe 500 or dosre ne 1000 ka note dia
Par raste main mjh se 1000 ka note ghum ho giya, mai'ne us 500 main se 300 ki kharidari ki
Or baqi 200 main se 100 us dost ko diy jis ne mjhe 1000 ka note dia tha or 100 us 500 wale ko
Ab 1 ka 900 rahe gay dosre ka 400, kul mila kar 900+400=1300 howe
300 ka mere paas soda hai, Kul mila kr yani
900+400+300=1600 howe
Ab meri samjh main nahi aata ke ye 1600 kaise howe mere pas to 1500 the?
Waiting ur reply anxiously...?
Girl: Check krwa kanjra dengi Virus v eho jiya honda ae.
Usay Baahon Me Le Lena..
Boht Paas Kar k Tum..
Usay Janay Nahi Dena..
Wo Daman B Churaye tou..
Usay Tum Qasam de dena..
Dilon k Mamlon Mein tou..
Khatayen Ho Hi Jati Hain..
Magar Tum In Khataon ko..
Bahana Mat Bana Lena..
Mohabat Rooth jaye tou..
Usay Jaldi Mana Lena..
Piyo: Kuttay deya putra jiven tu "luk luk" ke vekhna ain ovain Gunah hunda ee..:-)
Son:Te Tu kera Allama Iqbal ain
TEra putr v fail ae..
Ye aadat röoth janay ki kahan se seekh li tum Ne?
Bharosa tha tumhen Mujh par mukamal aj se Pehlay,
Riwayat Aazmanay ki kahan se seekh li tum Ne?
MÖHABAT k ilawa kuch nhi tha Teri Aankhön Me
Ye nafrat ab zamanay ki kahan se seekh li tum Ne?
Mere Masoom dost tu zra itna bta mujhko..?
Maharat DIL dukhnay ki kahan se seekh li Tum Ne...!
Maharat DIL dukhnay ki kahan se seekh li Tum Ne...!
(Zubaida aapa ka HIFAZTI totka)
dost
Suna hai wo geelay kapray foran utaar deti hai.
rassi se yar.
Aik bar phr teri soch ko 21 tupon ki salami.
Teacher:ye kya tha?
punjabe:
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khamoshi ka BOYCOTT.
Tum Aaj Namaz Parhne Nahi gaye?
Altaf: Me Ja raha Tha
Raaste Me
"zulfqar mirza"
Nazar Aagaye, Mera Wazoo Toot Giya.
BV: "zulfqar mirza"
Ko Dekhne Se Wazo Kese Toota?
Altaf: Mera Peeshab Nikal Gaya Tha..!!
Sitaro ki JAAN ho tum
Phoolon ka ARMAN ho tum
Kudrat ka INAAM ho tum
or or
Duniya ki tamam khubsorat Larkiyon k
BHAI JAAN ho tum.
Ye Ap Ko Aur Ap k Sary Doston Ko Challenge Hy 24 Ghanty Tak?
Your Time Starts Now 0:00.
Muje Hr Tarha Se Jo raas tha Wohi Shakhs Mujse Bicharr Gaya!
Zara Si Khaak Hai,
Phir bhi Na Jane
Kis bat Ki Ana Hai
Insan Main
Zakhm dY kr to na tm Dard Ki Shidat Pucho
Dard to Drd ha Km Kesa ziYada kesa !
Dedicated to all lovely frnds!
[friend ship is very beutifull gift of life]
Ap/papa/mom/ behna aur main
Dadi:. Nae jb tumhare shadi ho jaey ge to ham 6 ho jaen gai
Becha:. Phr behan ke shadi hoge to ham phr 5 ho jaen gai
Dadi payar se:. Nae jb tumhara beta ho jaey ga to ham phr 6 ho jaen gai
Becha:. Phr jb ap mar jao ge ham phr 5 ho jaen gai
Dadi:. Lakh di lanat tere hisab ty kutay diya putra so ja chup kr k ...
BOYFRI(END)
GIRLFRI(END)
BESTFRI(END)
Everything has an END Except...........................
Fam(ILY)
ILY = I LOVE YOU
Sipara#7 SURAH INAAM KI AYAT#16&17
LIKH K DARWAZY PR LGA DEN.
INSHA ALLAH DENGI AP K GHER ME DAKHIL NA HO SKEGA.
Plz frwrd
SADQA-E-JARIA,
Jahan "Aitebar", wahan "Mohabbat"
Jahan "Mohabbat", wahan "Khuwab"
Jahan "Khuwab"
wahan "HBL" :
Hr bat romantic nhi hoti
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Hai He NaHi
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Chal nikal.....:P:P:P:P
hahahahaha :-D
Ye zindgi ka dastoor hai.
Dukh wali Raat Neend nai ati ur Khushi wali Raat kon sota hai...!
This iz LIFE..!
Google: I Have all
Internet: Without me is nothing
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Computer: Without me u don't function.
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WAPDA: hahahaha ponki jao! :D
Dengi Virus Quraan-e-Paak ki Sura-e-Rehman aur Sura-e-Taghabun k dam kerne say
aur
Papeety K Darakht K Patton Ka Pani (RASS) Peenay Se Khatm Ho Jata Hai.
Rokna Nai Apke Sms Krny Se Kisi Ki Jan Bach Sakti Hai.
Kisi Ko Uski "CHAPPAL" or Puranay LIBAS Ki Wajah Se "HAQEER" Na Samjho
Ho sakta hy wo bechara
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'SHEIKH" ho:... :-)
MaQrooz ker dia hai hamain teray khalos ney "....!!
Good Nite......
"The game is not over, because I haven't won yet"
"GOOD MORNING"
Kanjos Ne Foran10,000 ka check De Dia
Aadmi:Is Pr Sign To kro
Kanjoos:Hum Naik kaam Me Apna Naam Zahir Nhi krte.
Unchy Mehal Banane Se Behtar Hy,
Kisi K dil Me Chota Sa Ghar Kr jana.
Sardar: Google
Dost: Kiuon?
Sardar: Sawaal aik karo, jawab 10 miltay hai.
Shirt Paa Basheer di,
Tay Tie chaachey Nazeer di,
Coat Waddey Bhai da,
Landay toun leyAi da,
Fit shit kara K,
Dhobi toun Dhoai da,
Sent shent Lai da,
Shouq naal pai da,
200 Rupaey vich,
BaBu bun jai da,
Fitay Moonh Mehngai Da,
Naaley Bhutto dey jawaai da.......!
Pa kHAZA di Larro... Over
2nd Srdar:Fair Marr Gya C K Bach Gya C?
Srdar:Minu Ki pta Main Ty chota jeya HONDA C.
Taluq jin se dil ka ho wo aksar yad ate hen. . . .
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Dost: Piyar karta hy to Rota Q hy? Pathan: Spelling Ghalat ho Gaye.
Teacher: o i see,
Student: o i hondi te mein aj v na anda.
Taluq jin se dil ka ho wo aksar yad ate hen. . . .
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Studend: Venus, Earth, Mars....
Teacher: Aur sunao..?
Student: Theek thak
tusi sunao..? ;)
Taurus_________Attitude
Cancer_________Intelligent
Capricorn_______Smart
Gemini_________Dashing
Leo____________Caring
Libra___________Sincere
Pieces__________Hardworking
Sagittarius______Lovely
Scorpio_________Simple
Virgo___________Beautiful
Aquarius________Cute
urs star ?
Wah wah
Zor se chali hawa, udd gaya pappu.
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Fir?
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Fir ki.?.
Ruk gayi hawa te digg paya pappu.
Common sense yr:-)
Boy: Pyar ka rishta 2 insano main wohi hota hai jo cement or sand k darmian water ka hota hai.
farz karo
larka=cement
girl=sand
love=water
Ab Agar cement or sand ko aapis main mila dia jaye to wo strong nahe hun gy lekan agar in main water mix kar dia jaye to koi in ko juda nahe kar sakta
Girl Hans k: Chawla, Tu v Civil Engineer ain.
I Am Stndng Outside Ur Home..
My Name is:
SUN
I m Just Came 2 Say U...
Good MorninG..
&
Hv a nice day
Pistol rakh di
Aur 2 options dye
Mobile do
ya kiss do
Aaj Aap k haath main mobile dekh k khusi hui,,,?
"I welcome u all to Niagra Falls.This is the world's largest waterfall & the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic jets passing can't b heard.Now may i request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagra Falls :D
agar acha laga tu
Is msg ko dil khol kr snd kro.
ALLAH"' ka nam jis ko b bhejo ge to wo zaror parhega isleye ap ko b sawab mile ga so plz send karna jari rakhO.
Qalm ki ehmiyat Talwar say zayada hoti hy,
Q k..
Talwar se kabi Shalwar me nara nhi dala ja sakta...
"Shukriya"
EID*MU
EID*MU
EID*MU
EID*MU
EID*MU
EID*MU
EID*MUK GAI A
Hunn kaam Shaam Kro.
Its å Ñèw Chåñcé 2 dö ßèttér
&
Try ågåiñ whèré We Fåilèd Béføré.
*SUBAH BAKHAIR*
Hr Haal Main ALLAH PAK ka shukr
ada kro ta'k USKI Rehmaten tm pe nazil hoti rhen...
Asslam O Alaikom
"subha bakhair"
GOOD MORNING.
بندہ جب گناہ کرتا ہے، اللہ تعالی اس وقت بھی اس پر چار احسان فرماتا ہے.
اس کا رزق بندنہیں کرتا
اس کی طاقت سلب نہیں کرتا
اس کے گناہ کو ظاہر نہیں کرتا
اس کو فورا سزا نہیں دیتا
اےانسان! تو پھر بھی ایسے احسان کرنے والے کی نافرمانی کریگا؟
Bori ka naya print b nazar ata he
Pepsi 65 ki hui smajh ata he
Mgr koi bataye mjhe,
ye Rehman malik saib(apple) kha kr kela q bata ta hy?
('-') / oye mirza
<) ( tujhe kese pata :-D
"*EID MUBARAK*" to you and your family.