Maaa Baap ka Pegham

=Maaa Baap=
(ka)
(PaiGham)

>Jis din Tum Hamain Boorha dekho,Sabar krna aur hamain samjhne ki koshish krna,

>Jub Hum koi Baat Bhol jay to Hum pr Tanz na krna aur Apna Bachpan Yad krna,

>Jab Hum Borhe ho kr Chal na payen to Hamara Sahara Banna aur Apna Pehla Qadam Yad krna

>Jub Hm Bemar ho jay to wo Din Yad kr k Hm pr Apne Paise Kharch krna jub Hm Tumhari Khuwahishen Pori krne k liye Apni Khuwahishen Qurban krte the
Plz 4wrd All Youngs.. .

Happy Rain day

~;~;~;~;~;~;~;~;~ ',",',",',",',le;'le;'le;
,' ,('.')>,'le;'le; '; ';
,</ /, ,',maza;le;
,'_/ \_','barish;ka
'.;'jam;k;maza;le
Happy Rain day

Harf-e-Ranjish pe koi baat b ho skti hai

Harf-e-ranjish pe koi baat b ho skti hai...

Ye b mumkin hai mulaqaat b ho skti hai...

Zindgi phool hai khshbo hai mgar yad rahey...

Zindgi gardash-e-halat b ho skti hai...

Hum ny ye soch k rakha tha Qadam Gulshan mein...

Lala-O-Gul mein teri zaat b ho skti hai...

Chaal chaltey hoey shtranj ki Baazi k Osool...

Bhool jao gay to phir Maat b ho skti hai...

Aik tu chatt k Bina ghar hai Hamara MOHSIN

Us py ye khauf k Barsaat b ho skti hai....!!

Dozakh Express

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Peep peep

DOZHAK EXPREES

Chlo jldi betho RAMZAN sy pehly sare SHAITAN pakrne hain

(-,-)/chl kaka
<)( front seet ty:-#

Ramzan ka Salam

Pariyon ne paristan say "PYAR" bheja he

Sitaron ne asman se "SALAM" bheja he

Mubark ho apko "RAMZAN"ki kushian

Ye pegham hum ne apko"ADVANCE" bheja he.

Na Jane Kon si Bat Akhri ho

Na jane kon c bat akhri ho,

Na jane kon c mulakat akhri ho,

Ye soch kr sb ko yad kr k sote hein hum,

Pta nhi zindagi mein kon c rat akhri ho.!
" G00D NIGHT "

Darvesh Kahani

Aik din aik Darvesh Bazar ma betha tha !

Badshah ne pocha ! Bhai kia kr rahe ho ? Darwaish ne kaha
Bando ki ALLAH se Sulah karwa raha hon

ALLAH tu Maan raha hai, Par bandy nahi maan rahe hain.

Kuch dino baad Darwaish Qaabrastan me betha roo raha tha

Badsha ne kaha
bhai kia kr rahe ho?
Jawab dya
ALLAH ki bando se sulah karwa raha hon
Banday to man rahe hain par aaj ALLAH nahi maan raha.

Ik Khubsurat Sawal

Ik khubsurat sawal: Aanso saaf karny wala dil k ziyada qareeb hota hy?
Ya Aanso denay wala?
Reply me?

App Ustad ho Boss

Hai.. =
Ustad
mera
me
likhny
msg
woh
hai
bheja
Ne
Jis
aur
hoon
raha
parh
ulta
ko
Msg
Jo
hoon
bewaquf
wo
main

Confused Na?
Ab msg Nechy se oper ko par.

Advnce HAPPY RAMZAN MUBARAK

"RAMZAN"

4 weeks of REHMAT,

30 days of EBADAT,

720 hrs of BARKAT,

43200 min of QABOLIAT,

2592000 sec of MAGHFIRAT,
So
Advnce
HAPPY
RAMZAN
MUBARAK

"*"*Ramazan*"*"*"Mubarak"*''*''

Har Ghar Ma Do Dastak

K Khusi Ka Ek Or Mehman Aaraha Ha
Mubarak Ho Ap Ko B K

Mahe-e-RAMZAN Araha Ha
kuch din pahle
"*"*Ramazan*"*"
.*.*"Mubarak"*.*.

Wo B Kya Din Thy

Wo b kya din thy

Ami ki goadh or abu k kandhy

Na parhai ki soch!

Na life k fundy!

Na kal ki fikar!

Na future k sapny!

Ab kal ki hy fikar

Aur adhury hein sapny

Murr k dekha to bohat door hein apny!

Manzilon ko dhoondhty howy kahan kho gaey hum

Kitni jaldi itny barry ho gaey hum..!! :-( :-(

My Morning Wish

My Morning wish..
Is not a Formality or Due to Free Msg..
It's the Art of Saying that I Remember U at My Starting of the DAY..
GOOD MORNING

Sardar's Iterview from Girl

Sardar to g¡rl:
Tus¡, kithay tak parhay ho..??
g¡rl: 'B.A'
Sardar:
wah! g wah!
2 hi 'Lafz' parhay, te 0 v putthay...

Hadith against Proud

رسول الله صلي الله عليه وسلم نے فرمایا" وہ شخص جنت میں داخل نہ ہوگا جس کے دل میں رائی برابر بھی تکبر ہو."
ایک شخص نے کہا: ہر انسان اس بات کو پسند کرتا ہے کہ اسکا کپڑا اچھا ہو اسکی جوتی اچھی ہو(کیا یہ تکبر ہے؟)
آپ صلي الله عليه وسلم نے فرمایا " الله خوبصورت ہے، خوبصورتی کو پسند کرتا ہے، تکبر تو یہ ہے کہ تو حق کو ٹھکرا دے اور لوگوں کو حقیر سمجھے."
(مسلم کتاب الایمان.باب تحریم الکبروبیانہ)

Ramzan Mubarak

Ham ap k dil main rehte hain is liye har dard sehte hain koi ham se pehle ap ko wish na kar de is liye 3 din pehle........

,:*"*;, ,:*"*;,
* AAP * * KO *
__)(__ __)(__
,:*"'''''*;,
"*HAPPY*''
__)(__
,:*"*:, ,*"*,
*RAMZAN* *MUBARK*
(__khte__)(_hen_)!!

Tum Par Beety Gi To Tum B Jano Gay

Tum Par Beety Gi To Tum B Jano Gay
dost,,

K0i dawat pr bula kar ''Teenday'' khilye To Kaisa Lagta Hai....:-(
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Sheikh Funny Joke - Give Me Ring On Marriage

SHEIKH apni hony wali bivi sy ,
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Shadi py apko kia gift doon.?
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Bivi :1 ring dy dyna,
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SHAIKH :- Mobile py ya.,
P.T.C.L py...?:-

The Mystery of Happiness - Superb Way to Happyness

Happiness cant be found
when u seek it 4 urslef but
when u give it to others
it wil find its way back to you.
Thats the mystery of Happiness.

Reports Got Mixed Up

Dr: Your Reports got mixed up.
We don't know if your wife has ASTHMA or AIDS.
Husband: Now what?
Doctor: Send her for jogging.
If she returns don't Fuck Her..!

"HapPy FriEnDsHip Day" - According to Hazzrat Ali

Achay waqt se zyada achay dost ko azeez rakhen.Q'k,acha dost acha waqt la sakta hy mger acha waqt acha dost nahi,.
(Hazrat ali A.S)
"HapPy FriEnDsHip Day"

SMILE DAY - Send it to Your Love Ones

V r celebrating "SMILE Day"
(',')
<)(= Ise Ap
_l/_usko send kro jinhe ap kbi udas nhi dekhna chahty
Mene to kr dia
Allah apko pori dunya ki khusyan dy..Aameen.

Agr Me Kahon Mujhy Tumse Mohabat hy

Boy:
Agr Me Kahon...
Mujhy Tumse Mohabat hy,
Meri Bus Yehi Chahat hy
To Kya Kaho Gi...??
Girl:
Me Tumse Kahungi, is Baat ko Agr Tum...
Mujhe Ghuma Phira k Kehte,
Kahin Khaana KhiLa k Kehty,
Mujhy Mobile Dila k Kehty,
Usme Balance Dalwa k Kehty...
TO ACCHAAA HOOTTAAAA...

Sardar's Funny Story - Falling from Minar-e-Pakistan

Srdar:1 Wari Mai Chota jya Hunda C Main
Minar-E-Pakistan to Dig Piya C,
2nd Srdar:Fair Marr Gya C K Bach Gya C?
Srdar:Minu Ki pta Main Ty chota jeya HONDA C.

Pathan Funny Joke - Falling From Bicycle

Pathan Motorcycle pe Larki k samney zor say gira or Sharmindagi se foran hi khara hogaya
Larki:Oh My God! Ap ko lagi tu nai
Pathan:Nai Hum aisy hi uterta hai.

Dirty Funny SMS

Lrka: Meri Us Jga Hath lagao jahan Hadi na ho
Larki muskra k
Ok tm nikalo me pkrrti hon tmhari
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Zuban
2011 aa gya pr teri soch ni badli. Hahahahahaha..

Jab 5 second ki Muskan se Photo achi ho sakti hai to

"Jab 5 second ki Muskan se Photo achi ho sakti hai to
Hamesha
muskurane se zindagi achi kyun nahi ho sakti.??"
So keep Smiling..!'
Alwaz b hapy.

Funny Most- Bill Gates rejected by American Development Bank

1990 American Devlopment Bank Ne "BILL GATES" ko 2 lakh ka Qarza dene se inkar kya tha,
2001 mein "BILL GATES" ne us bank ko khreed lya.

0ur aaj 30-7-2011 Ufone walo ny mera loan reject kya hy 10 Rupees ka...

U just wait n watch. . .
(",)
<))>
_/ \_
Na Na Mafi deny ka sawal hi paida nhi h0ta..

Aik kam tha ap say

Aik kam tha ap say.......
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Ye Nuqtay to Gin k Bta den....?

Mohabat Zindagi Ke Faislon Se Larr Nhi Sakti

Mohabat Zindagi Ke Faislon Se Larr Nhi Sakti..!!
"SAQI"
Kisi Ko Khona Parta Hai, Kisi Ka Hona Parta Hai..!

Mitt Jaye Gunahon ka Tasawwar he Jaahan se

Mitt Jaye GUNAHON
ka tasawwar he Jaahan Se...

Agar ho ye YAQEEN
K koi dekh raha hai...
GUD NIGHT......

.*.Gσσڈ.*. .*.мوяиιиگ.*.

.*.*.Gσσڈ.*.*.
.*.мوяиιиگ.*.
* Asslaم-u-aliکuم*
нےνє آ йιcє ڈay..

Ae Baad-E-Saba

Good Morning
Ae Baad-E-Saba...
Us Nagar me Ja..
Usay itna Bata...
Ek Dost Tera...!!
Kehta Hai Sada...
Mujhay Apna Bna
Chahat Ko Jaga...
Ae Jaan-E-Ghazl..
Teri Baat Aajal...
Tery Hont Kanwl
Teri Aankh Ghazl
Ae Jaan-E-Wafa..
Khud To Hi Bata?
Kab Teray Siwa..
Mujhy Chain Mila:

Funny Girlfriend - Flirt SMS

Lrka: Meri Us Jga Hath lagao jahan Hadi na ho
Larki muskra k
Ok tm nikalo me pkrrti hon tmhari
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Zuban
2011 aa gya pr teri soch ni badli. Hahahahahaha..

Darood-e-Pak

آج‎ جمعہ‎ ھے‎ ذیادہ‎ سے‎ ذیادہ‎ درود‎ پاک‎ پڑھیں‎.
اللهم‎ صلي‎ على‎ محمد‎ و‎ على‎ آل‎ محمد‎ كما‎ صليت‎ على‎ ابراهيم‎ و‎ على‎ آل‎ ابراهيم‎ انك‎ حميد‎ مجيد‎.(*)
اللهم‎ بارك‎ على‎ محمد‎ وعلى‎ آل‎ محمد‎ كما‎ باركت‎ على‎ ابراهيم‎ وعلى‎ آل‎ ابراهيم‎ انك‎ حميد‎ مجيد‎(¤)
‎

EK GHAM KO LY KR BAR BAR ROTY Q HO? - Joker Advise

Ek jokar ne logon ko ek jok sunaya to sub log boht zyada hansy~
Us ne wohi jok phir sunaya to kam log hansy~
Us ne wohi jok phir sunaya to koi b na hansa~

To phr~
usne~1~boht khubsurat bat kahi~
AGR TM LOG~1~ KHUSHI KO LY KR BAR BAR KHUSH NAHI HO SKTY
TO PHR?
EK GHAM KO LY KR BAR BAR ROTY Q HO?

KHOPRI BHEJ KHOPRi - Husbad Wants His Wife Skull - Funny

A woman was kidnapped
The kidnapper sent a piece of her finger 2 her husband n demanded money.
HU$BAND replied:
"I want more proof,
KHOPRI BHEJ KHOPRi :-)

"F R I D A Y"

"F R I D A Y"
F=FARZ ada karo
R=RAB ko razi karo
I=IBADAT dil se kro
D=DAROOD kasrat se parho
A=ALLAH se mango
Y=YAD rkho sab ko apni DUAON me.
"JUMA MUBARAK.

Juma ki Azmat

جوشخص جمعہ والےدن اچھی طرح غسل کرے،پیدل چل کرمسجدجائے اورامام کےقریب ہو کرتوجہ سےخطبہ سنےاورکوئی لغو بات نہ کہےتواسکے ہرقدم پرایک سال کے روزوںاوراس کی راتوںکےقیام کاثواب مل جاتا ہے.
(ابوداؤد)345

Kafan Jo Pehnao To Khak-e-Madina" Moo Pe Mal Dena

Kafan Jo Pehnao To Khak-e-Madina" Moo Pe Mal Dena....!
Yehi Bas Aik Soorat Hy KHUDA Ko Moo Dikhane Ki...!

Subha ki Taza Khabarien

" Good Morning "
Aaj Ki Khaas Khabron K Sath Main Hoon Ap ka dost. . . . . . . .!
Sab Se Pehle Headlines:
I Miss u
& I wish u to
Have a Nice Day
Or ab Tafseel:
Aaj Bhi Rozana Ki Tarha SMS Ki Bonda Bandi Jaari Rahe Gi.
Call Aany Ka Bhi Imkaan Hai
Or
Miss Call K Baadal Bhi Mobile Pe Chaye Rahen Ge.

Pathan ka 1 lakh ka Inam - Funny Pathan Family

Pathan apni family k sath care main ja raha tha Motorway Police ne pathan ko rok k kaha,
Aap ne seatbelt bandhi hui he
is lye Aap ko 1 Lakh inaam dya jata hy,
Aap is inaam ka kya krogy?
Pathan:Main is inaam sy apna driving licence bnwaon ga
Pathan ki maa boli:Iski bat ka yaqeen mt kro Ye shrab p k kuch b bolta hy,
Uska baap nend se jaga aur police ko dekh k bola:
Mujhe pta tha k chori ki car me Hum ziada door nhi ja skte
digi se awaz i:
Khan Sb!
Hum ny border paar kr lia kia?
Hay o pathan;-)

Teri Dosti K Piyasay Thy To Hath Phela Diaye

~ " teri dosti K Piyasay Thy To Hath Phela Diaye"

~ ~"----"~ ~

~ " Warna Hum to apni zindagi k liye bhi dua nhi karty "

Let you Choice

Is eid par mujhe konse clr ka suit lena chahiye?
Red
Black
Pink
Blue
White
Sky blue
Green
Mahroon
Brown
Orange
Yellow
Sub frndz ko send karo or subki raye jano k kosa clr subse zyada tum pe suit krta hai
Agr 3 jwab same aye to is eid par apko apka life partner mil jayega.so rep fast plz

Mushkilat Hamesha Behtreen Logon Ke Hisy Main Aati Hain

"Mushkilat Hamesha Behtreen Logon Ke Hisy Main Aati Hain,

Q Ke Wo in Ko Behtreen Tariqay Se Anjam Dene Ki Slahiyat Rakhte Hein"
Hazrat Ali (RA)

Maa Tughe Salam

MAA ne apne chote se Bache ko Ek Pull Paar krte hwe kaha

"Mera hath mazbuti se pakar Lo"

"Bacha Bola: Nhi MAA aap mera hath pakar lain"

MAA: Is me kiya farq hai?

Bacha: Agr mene apka hath pakra to shayad me mushkil me apka hath chor donga lekin agr aap ne mera hath pakra to mujhe Yaqeen hai k aap mera hath kisi b halat me nahi choren gi.

~MAA TUJHY SALAM~

Funny Dua Ki Appeal

"DUA ki Appeal"
Plz ignore Mat karna
Roz kitny faltu Msg krty Ho
.
1 Bachi jis ki umar 22 Saal Hai
Bohat Pyari Hai
.
DUA kren k wo Mere Sath set Ho jæ
Aameen ;)

Pakistan ki Badhali ka hal

Pakistan mein maujoda crruption, mehngai or badhali k maslay ka hal kis k pas hei?
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Zardari k Security Gaurd k pas... ;-)

Mitt Jaye GUNAHON Ka Tasawwar he Jaahan Se

Mitt Jaye GUNAHON
ka tasawwar he Jaahan Se...

Agar ho ye YAQEEN
K koi dekh raha hai...

GUD NIGHT.....

Funny, Molvi Khutba Deta Hoa

1 molvi khutba dety huy:
Aaj kal ki urtain itni barik kamezain pehanti hain,
Itni barik shalwarain pehanti hain k unka jism saf nazar ata hy
unki tangen nazr ati ha,
unki kamr nazr aati hy
Peche se awaz ai
Molvi sb juma parhao,
mahol na bnao...:-)

Educated Children in Pakistan

Baap: Mere 4 bche hain
1 ny MBA
2nd MA
3rd ny PHD ki hy
4TH chor hy
Frnd:jo chor ha use ghar se nikalty Q nhi?
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Baap: woi to kmata hy,
baaqi sab berozgar hain

Pechkas Phara Chotaa

Sochta hun teri
ROOH mein utar kar dekhoon
"DOST''
Konsa purza hai jo tujhy sMs krnay nhi deta...
('.')
<)(> Paech-kas
_/\_Phraa chotyyy

Ek Chote Bache ki Masum c Dua

Ek chote bache ki masum c dua
Ya ALLAH,
Is saal boht sare kapre bhej den please...

un sab ghreeb larkiyon k liye.

jo mere BHAI k Computer main hain.::-D

Funny Student's Miss

Teacher:
Agr irada pkka ho to "JO" hasil krna chaho wo zrur milta hai.
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Student:
Rehne dein miss, agr aisa hota to aap meri
Miss nhi, "Misses" hoti..

Chalo Ab Anda(Egg) Tm Do

Murga Murgi Se:
I love u jaan.
Main Tumhare Liye Kuch b Kar Sakta Hoon,
Murgi:
Haye Allah Sachi,
Murga: Haan
Murgi:
Chalo Phir Aaj Anda Tum Do.

Rescue 1122

.Wife:
Aaj mere tann mann main Aag laga do,
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Husband ne patrol phenk kar Aag laga di,
Moral :
"Jazbat ka izhar Aasan alfaz main karen" :)
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FROM: Rescue 1122.

Chand App Jasa Ho Ga

AJ Raat Chand
Bilkul AP Jaisa Ho Ga

Bilkul

Wohi khobsorti
Wohi Noor
Wohi Ghuroor
Aur
Wohi
Ap Ki Tarha

DOOR-
Gud Night.

Sardar Funny

Pathan: Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi marr jaye aur Laathi bhi na tutay?
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Sardar: watty maaroo watty.

Piyari Subha ka Payara Salam

*%*Piyari *%*
*%*Piyari *%*
*%*Subha*%*
%%%KA%%%
@@*Piyara*@@
¤¤¤.SALAM.¤¤¤
*****GÖÖD*****
****morning****
Khuda apko sada slamat or khush rakhe (ameen).

Na jane kab chhore ga dil ye harkatein karna.

Ye kya har dam kisi ki minnatein karna,
Kya issi ko kehte ho Mohabbat karna?
Jo apni qismat mein hai mile ga wohi,
Phir kis baat pe Rab se shikayten karna,
Ye pagal pan nahi to or kya hai?
Wasi.
Phir Zameen k ho kar aasman se baghawtein karna,
Bohat kr chuka hai logo Pyaar ye dil,
Ab koi sikhaey is ko bhi nafratein karna,
Pehle yaad karna usay, Phir rote rehna,
Na jane kab chhore ga dil ye harkatein karna.

Pyari si hansi

Mujhe ap k lips par
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Bas 1 bar
?

PLZ
Bas 1 bar

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Bohat dil chah raha hai

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Bas 1 bar

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Pyari C hansi dekhni hai.
"SMILE"
Plz

Sardar Interview

Interview K Din Sardar Say Poocha Gyaa K:
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"Pakistan 14 August aur India 15 August Q manaatay hain?"







Sardar:
"Bus Aiwain chawlan marda ne,
Zid Baazi, Hor Ki..."

I Saw a Dream Last Night

I saw a dream last night
Only you & me
You were looking so innocent
You know why?
Becoz I was eating mango & you were saying:
"chal gitak e chosn de;-)

Teri Qurbat Ky Lamhy Phool Jesy

Teri Qurbat Ky Lamhy Phool Jesy...
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Aur Pholon Ki Umarain Mukhtasar Si..

)-: NÂkÂM ÄSHÎQ :-(

Mah-e-Ramzan Araha hy

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Har Ghar Main Do Dastak, k khusi ka ek or Mehman Aaraha Hy
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Mubarak Ho Ap ko bi k MAH-E-RAMZAN araha hy...

Sardar Ka Janaza

India Main Sardar K Janazey Pe Sardarni Rotae Huae:
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Vey Tu Othey Tur Gya Jithey Diva Na Batti
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Vey Tu Othey Tur Gya Jithey Bijli Na Pani
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Vey Tu othey Tur Gya Jithey Aata Na Rooti
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Beta Maa Se:
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Amma Kidrey Abba PAKISTAN Tey Nai Tur Gya.

Naseebo With Mili Naghma

Noor Jahan ki wafaat k baad is dafa Jang ki surat me "Mili Naghmy" Naseebo Laal gaaey gi
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Ae watan k sajeelay "GUJRO".,
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Dushman ki manji me Daang pher do..!

'Loh-e-Qurani'

"Good Morning" with special gift of
'loh-e-Qurani'
الم][حمعسق][ن]
[المص][حم][يس]
[كهيعص][ق][امين‎[‎.

Hadees Pak: Lanat Na Behjo

Hazrat Jabir b.Abdullah(R.A) se rawayat ha.

Rasullallah(S.A.W) ne farmaya:

Apne ap par lanat(bad'ua) na beijo,or na apne bacho'n par lanat beijo,or na apne gulamo'n(nokro'n) par lanat beijo,or na apni jayedat(property,malkeyat) par lanat beijo,ye na ho k Allah se kuch mangne(qabuleyat) ka waqt ho or wo tmhari darkhwast pori kr dey.

Abu Dawud,Book#2,Hadith#1527.

Good Night SMS

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GOOD NIGHT

Geo Wapda

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Changi pali nend ai c
A pakha kiny chla dita
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O band kro enhon. Adat nai hun ehdi.
Geo WAPDa

Bas 1 Hi Tamanna Rakhta Hun Main Apnay DiL Me

Bas 1 Hi Tamanna Rakhta Hun Main Apnay DiL Me..!!

" Dosto "

Muhabbat Say mera sms parho Warna  waro panday ma.
Hahahahaha.

Ek Ghazal Tere Liye Zarur Likhun Ga, Wasi Poetry

Ek Ghazal Tere Liye Zarur
Likhun Ga,
Be'Hisab Us
Mein Tera
Qasoor Likhun
Ga,
Tu Guftaar Ka MaHir Tu Kirdar Ka MaHir,
Par Husn ko Tere Tera Ghuroor Likhun Ga,
Toot Gaye Bachpan K Tere SarE Khiloney,
Ab Dilon Se
KheLna Tera Dastoor Likhun Ga,
Raha Ishq Ka Da'awa Tujhe Tamam Umer,
Wafa Ki Dehleez Se Tujhe
Mafroor Likhun Ga,
Khud'Sakhta Jo Hai Tera Judai Ka Faisla,
Aise Har
Iqdaam Ko Na'Manzoor Likhun Ga,

Humein Kehne Ki Aadat Nahi Likhne Ka ShouQ Hai,
Jazbon Ko Apne QaLam Ki Taseer Likhun Ga,
Tera Wajood
Mera Wajood
Mujhe Ek Sa Lage,
"Wasi"
Par Tujhe Main Khud Se
Bahut Door Likhun Ga.

Funny Punjabi

Aik Pathan apny punjabi Dost sey:

yara hmny suna hy k pnjabi hr baat mei gali de k bat krta hy
Punjabi Dost:
"O nai yar tenu kery kanjar ny keh dita ay.
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;-)

Na Tum Jano Na Hum

Kyu chalti hy pawan?
bcoz of evaporation
kyu ghome hy gagan?
bcoz of earth's rotation
kyu machalta hy mann?
bcoz of disorder in digestion
kyu ghome har disha?
bcoz u have poor sense of direction
kyu hota hy nasha?
bcoz of drug addiction
kyu ati hy bahaar?
bcoz of change in season
kyu khota hy qarar?
bcoz of taking tension
q hota hy pyar?
bcoz of opposite gender attraction..
Science xplaind !
Ab mat bolna
"NA TUM JANO NA HUM"!:-P

Salam-e-Subha

Gul'on ko b nhi Aaya Abhi tk, Is Trah Khilna!...
Sawerey Jis Tarah Mera Yaar Neend se Be'Daar hota hy...
"SALAM E SUBH"

Sea is Common for All

Sea is common for all
Some take pearls
Some fishes & some come out with just wet legs
Similarly
World is common to all but
We get what we try for....

Govt School Ka Bachay

Private School K Bachy Zoo Mai

Look The Monkey Is Sleeping, Let's Not Disturb Him.

Govt School K Bachay

O Weikh Tera Peyo Sutta Peya A, Leya Onu Watta Mariye!

Girls Face With Lots of Colour

The Minimum area with Maximum Number of Color Paints..??
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"GIRL'S FACE"

Islamic ''Sura-e-Mulk''

BEST SMS in Quran
Ay Bande Agr Kabhi Raat Ko Teri Ankh Khule
or
Tu Phr So Jaye
To Tu Ne Mjh se
Be-wafai Ki
or
Agr Teri Ankh Khuly
or
Tu Ne Wazo Kia
or
Meri Ibadat Ki
Tu Ne Manga or
Mai ne Qabol Na Kia
To Mai ne Tjh se Be-wafai Ki
Or Mai Aisa Nai Krta
"Sura-e-Mulk"

Good Morning Tree

G""""-. .@.
O D ) +'.*.'+
O,,,,-" ,,,,,,,,,)(,,,,,,,,
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| . .ORNING
|__|'v'|__| +'+'+'+'
|""|__|""| >>*<<
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|__|""|__|AVE
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Kalam-e-Pak ki Fazilat

NICE:
(1)Agr ap kisi doctor k pas bator_e mrez nhe jana chaty to sura-e-FATIHA mi hr bimari ke shifa hy.
(2)Agr apki murad puri nhe hoti to rozana Surah-e-YASEEN ki tilwat kry.
(3)Agr rizq mi brkt chay to rozana Surah-e-WAQEYA parhy.
(4)Agr apko qabr k azab ka dar hy to rozana rat ko Surah-e-MULK parhy.
(5)Agr dunya k hr jhagry se nijat hasil krny hy to QURAN ki tilwat ko apni adat bnayen.

Promise to Answer 1 Question

Select Any 1 Number lakin promis kro
Us Mein Jo Question Aayega Uska Sahi Answer Dena Parega.
121
222
323
424
525
626
727
828
929.
Reply mUst..!
Reply Message:
121:Kisi ka Dil Tora?Kiska?
222:Kisi ko Dhoka Diya? Kisko?
323.:mujh me kia acha lagta hai?
424:kisi se love krte ho? Name?
525:Koi Aisa Hai Jise Khone ka Dukh Ho?Name?
626:Kbi Apko Mujhpe Gussa Aaya?Vaja?
727:Kisi Ne Apko i love u Kaha?
Kisne??
828:Apka Favourte Song?
929:kabhi chori ki?Kab?

Student Funny Answer

Techer:
Agr Tum apny dost ko 500 do,usko 200 ki zrurt ho to wo ktne waps dega?
Stdnt:kch b ni
Techer:
Tum Hisab ni jante
Stdnt:
Sir ap us chawal ko Nhi jante.
;-p

Challenging Question

Challenge
Har Jumle may 1 'Fruit' ka Naam chupa hy find it !
1= Qasai boht dair me aya
ans.
2= Hira amir ki behan hy
ans.
3= ye pajama naya hy
ans.
4= Shahana aram kr rhi ho gi
ans.
5= Meri ammi ke lambe baal hain
ans.
6= Mujhe na riyal chahiyen na hi dollar
ans.
7= wo tou boht shareef admi hy

Funny Question

Koi 1 parinda choose kro to ham apko bta sktay hain k apki aqal kitni taiz hay.
Lion
Fox
Elephent
Got
Tiger
Camel
Reply fast.
REPLY SMS:
In ma sa koi bi parinda nai ha;-)

Quran ki Ziyarat

Hazur (S.A.W.W) ne frmaya:
''Ankhon ko unka haq do''
Logon ne pocha.
Ankhon ka haq kya hai?
Aap (S.A.W.W) ne frmaya:
''QURAN ki ziyart ''

Jis Ko Zinda Nahi Rehna Wo Muhabbat Kar Lay

(-:Beautiful Poetry:-)

Hum Ney Aaghosh-e-Muhabbat Sey Yeh Sikha Hai sabaq!!
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Jis Ko Zinda Nahi Rehna Wo Muhabbat Kar Lay

Bijli ki yad ma Bachon Ka Naam

Pakistani Qoum aaj kal bijli ki yad me bachon k naam rakh rahi hay..
Ab tak ye naam saamny aye hain:
Chaudry Transfarmor.
Fuez-ul-bulb.
Meeter Khan.
Malik AC Awan.
Khamba Chohan.
Sardar Generator.
Makhdoom UPS Qureshi.
Molana Deepfreezer.
Haji Taar Memon.
Sheikh Stablizar..
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Aur larkiyon k naam ye hain:
Frig.un.nisa.
Istree Bano.
Tube Light Aara.
Wiring Khanam.
Unit Kulsoom.
Miss U.p.s
Wapda Parveen.
Trip Bibi.. ;-)

Piyari Subha ka Piyara Salam

*%*Piyari *%*
*%*Piyari *%*
*%*Subha*%*
%%%KA%%%
@@*Piyara*@@
¤¤¤.SALAM.¤¤¤
*****GÖÖD*****
***morning****
Khuda apko sada slamat or khush rakhe (ameen).

Muhabat Buri ha

Mohabbat buri hai, buri hai mohabbat....!
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Kahay jatay hain, kiyee jatay hain....!

Funny, Zindagi ka Maqsad

Yaha Hr Kisi Ki Zindagi Ka 1 Hi Maqsad Hy,
"faraz"
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Khud Bhale BAGHAIRAT Hon Lekn Bachi sharif chaiye.
('.') /
<| | o bs karde
_/ \_ aida tu HAJI

Dost, Baraf ka Gola

DOST
Barf k us Golay ki trah hai
Jisy bnana to bohat aasan hai
Mgr barqarar rakhna bohat mushkil hai
So take care of ur friend,,,
.
"Miss U Golay

9 Year Child Answered For Allah

1 yahoodi aalim ne 1 majmay me 3 sawal kiye,
Musalmano ko waswasay me dalnay k liye..
1: ALLAH ek hai to us se pehle bhi to koi ho ga?

2: agar ALLAH hai to us ka chehra kis taraf hai?

3: ALLAH is waqt kya kr raha hai?
Majmay me se ek 9 saal ka bacha utha, us ne yahoodi se kaha:
Ginti gino
1,2,3,4,5,6,7

Yahoodi ne ginti gini,
phir bachay ne kaha: ab isay ulta gino
7,6,5,4,3,2,1
jab yahoodi ne 1 kaha to bachay ne kaha 1 se pehlay kya hai?

yahodi bola kuch nahi,
to bachay bola bus
ALLAH 1 hai us k baad he sub aata hai,
ALLAH se pehlay kuch nahi..
2nd sawal k jawab me bachay ne
1 diya (mombatti) mangwayi,
Or us ko jalaya to kaha: k is ki roshni ka muu kis taraf hai?
to yahoodi ne kaha charon taraf

bacha bola: ALLAH noor hai, us ka chehra hr taraf hai..
3rd ka jawab ye hai k
ALLAH is waqt ek 9 saal k bachay se 1 yahoodi aalim ko zalil karwa raha hai..!
>SUBHANALLAH<
Plz farword it.

Advantage of Not Having LOVER

Advantage of Not hvng LOVER
1.Can Sleep Well
2.Cn Save Time n Money
3.No Missed Call @ Mid nite
4.No Worries abt hw I Look
5.No Need 2 Activte Cheapr Call Rate
6.Can talk to All Boys n Grls.
7.Most Important,u cn fwd this to All

Fana na kar apni zindagi ko ae jawan raah-e-junoon mein

AlLaMa iQBaL SaYs:

Fana na kar apni zindagi ko ae jawan raah-e-junoon mein.
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Tab karega ibadat jab gunnah karne ki taqat na hogi.

Funny, Zamana Ma Wafa

Is zamane me wafa dhondne ki kya koshish karte ho..!!
"Faraz"
Wo zamana 0r tha
jab makan kachey,log sache aur 15,15 bachay hua krtay thay...:-)

Sone ki Dua

*....Night Gift Hadees-e-Pak....*

Jo Sotay Huay Sone Ki Dua Prh Ly Wo Jitna Wqt Soye Ga Ibadat Ka Swab Mile Ga.

"Allahuma Bismika Amutu Wa Ahya"


Good Night

Islamic, Darood Pak ki Fazeelat

Best Sms in My Life
1 DIN
Hazrat jibrail (A.S)
HUZOOR(S.A.W.W)K Paas aye
Or farmaya
"ALLAH ne Mujhay itni
Taqat di hay k Main Sari Dunia K Darakhtoon K
Pat'tay,Paani k saray Qatray,Rait K saray Zar'ray Gin sakta hoon
LekiN
Us Aadmi par ALLAH ki Rehmat ki Tadad nahi Gin sakta
Jo
AAP(S.A.W.W)Per 1 Baar DAROOD parta hay"

Meray Aansoo Beh Rahay Thay Wo Barsaat Samjh Betha...

Wo Meray Roo Baroo Aaya Bhi To Baarishon kay mosam Men "MOHSIN"
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Meray Aansoo Beh Rahay Thay Wo Barsaat Samjh Betha...!

Funny, Daal hi Gir Gai

Wife:
Mehman aa rhy hain or ghr mei Daal k siva kuch nae hy
Husband:
Jab wo aen to kitchen mei 1 bartan girana Mai pochun to kehna QORMA gir gya,phr dosra girana or kehna BiRYANi gir gai.to mai kahun ga chlo Daal hi ly aao

Mehmano k aney k bad Bartan girny ki awaz i

Husband:
Kya hua?
Wife:
Daal hi gir gai.

Mistake in Childhood can be Erased....

We used pencil when
we were small but now
we use pens/ball pen...
Do u know why?
Bcz mistakes in childhood can be erased but now it can't.

Good Morning Truck

.--,!"""GøøD"""!
/ - ,! mørning !
"-0-0""""""0'0"""
Apna
Gööd Morning
jaldi se utar len
Truck pehle hi
boht late ho
gya he
baki friends
ko b wish
karna hy.

Salam ka Faida

Apni Zuban Ko
"SALAM"
Karny Ka Aadi Bana Lo
Is Sy "DOST" Barrhty Hain Aur "DUSHMAN" Km Hoty Hain
Hazrat ALI (R.A)

End is not End

END is not END
Infect E.N.D is "EFFORT NEVER DIES"
&
If U get "NO" in answer
Remembr "N.O" is "NEXT OPORTUNITY"
So Alwys B Positve!
&
Try Again & Again.

Beautiful Lines

Never search a person whom you want,
Search a person who wants you..

Dont care for those who ignore you,
Care for those who are ignoring others for you.

Funny Student

Sir to student: Jo cheez tumhein tang ya
pareeshan kare use apne pas bhi na bhatakne do!
Student: Chal fer mera puttar bar nikal Shabash...

Zindagi ka Maqsad

Yaha Hr Kisi Ki Zindagi Ka 1 Hi Maqsad Hy,
"faraz"
Khud Bhale BAGHAIRAT Hon Lekn Bachi sharif chaiye.
('.') /
<| | o bs karde
_/ \_ aida tu HAJI

Khushi Ka Lamha

Khushi K Lamhay Kis Qadar Mukhtasir Hotey hain

"Faraz"

Idher Bachi Online hui,
Udher Light chali Gayi
(' ,')/
<)( oye Zardari
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Tenu kuttey pein!!!

Silver Nitro Oxide Caused Cancer

Medical research authority of US have found new cancer in human being caused by silver nitro oxide..
whenever you buy recharge cards dont scratch wid nail as it contain silver nitro oxide coating and can cause skin cancer...
share dix msg to ur frndx...plz